August 2012
doctor-isles:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
July 2012
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
Meanwhile, in the Olympic Village...
squidinktea:
negative-euphoria-rabbit:
bakerstreetmarauder:
Well played, Canada. Well played.
crying
Just incase you forgot canada was amazing.
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illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
Can I sleep?
If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
You can’t pronounce THAT word?
WHAT THE HELL
The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
My skin’s crawling
Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
kanyewesticle:
robert you’re not even trying
My dad did the exact same thing.
Note Card Wisdom
pooptologist:
thefrogman:
oh my god
dekutree:
i hate when people pour my cereal
they don’t know the amount of milk i like
they don’t know how much cereal i want
they don’t know me
they don’t know my life
they don’t know what i been through
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
Watch
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
ERMAHGERD.
specialisedsocialanthropologist:
shorm:
So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’
I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.
