doctor-isles: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
Meanwhile, in the Olympic Village...
squidinktea: negative-euphoria-rabbit: bakerstreetmarauder: Well played, Canada. Well played. crying Just incase you forgot canada was amazing.
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
kanyewesticle: robert you’re not even trying My dad did the exact same thing.
Note Card Wisdom
pooptologist: thefrogman: oh my god
dekutree: i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i been through
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT ERMAHGERD.
specialisedsocialanthropologist: shorm: So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’ I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.