Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
ithoughtyouweresmaller: dc9spot: also…the villian and………a bonus! jfalksdjfoijlkjAJKSL;DJFA;DLSIJFOISJDF EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE YES OMFG LOKIBB
spectralradiance: i need a job i need a job i need a fucking job where are the fucking jobs i need a job
axemurderess: what if i just vanished. stopped going on all of my accounts, deactivated my cell phone, never went on skype again. this is the stuff i think about from time to time. just wondering what it would be like to be completely detached from the world, from everyone who knows me.
I want your love And I want your revenge
labish: I have no regrets making this
A day with my period.
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
xxchibicupcakesxx: hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number … hey, I just met you
When someone asks how your boyfriend is doing