When your crush talks about a girl he likes
tessaviolet: anniieyoung: What you want to say what REALLY happens HAHAHAHAHA, Yes.
mooooocow: I’m not pregnant. I didn’t die WHOOT!
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
johnny-cupcake: LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them? I’m pretty okay with it, though. :P
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
fuckyeahtattoos: baaconnn: This one: Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery...
finnlawrence: Creative Writing assignment: Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
FACT: Femme gay men actually have a spinal...
Dear Colin Morgan,
embraceyourpastyirishboy: morgan-james: I’m going to bet you get a lot of fanmail, probably by the pounds. I’m sure when you get your post the mail carrier brings it in by the truckloads. I’m also sure that said fanmail is from people who adore and love you and tell you how awesome you are. Well I’m here to tell you the opposite. Fuck you, Colin Morgan. Fuck your existence, in which you...
tyleroakley: THIS GETS ME. EVERY. TIME.
Testing on HIV vaccine will start in January →
gaywrites: The FDA recently approved human trials for a potential vaccine for HIV. A research team in Canada will conduct clinical trials of the vaccine on humans after trials showed no side effects in rats and monkeys. The research team is working with a Korean pharmaceutical company with patents in the U.S. If the vaccine is successful, it could be marketed in the U.S. The possible...
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father